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Coughin’ Coffin?

Posted in Lego Puns and Jokes with tags , , , , on January 14, 2009 by legoemperor
Coughin' or Coffin?

Coughin' or Coffin?

Oh, Christmas Tree

Posted in Lego Puns and Jokes with tags , , , , , , on December 10, 2008 by legoemperor
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This Lego band is a whiz

Oh Lego tree, Oh Lego tree, your leaves are so unchanging.

Oh Lego tree, Oh Lego tree, your leaves are so unchanging.

I got the Christmas tree for the first day of Christmas but I don’t expect to get  two Lego racers on the second day.  I don’t think dad is going to spend what-ever-thousand dollars nor do I think anyone else will, but as I said anyone is welcome.

Very funny Lego video

Posted in Lego Puns and Jokes, Uncategorized with tags , , on December 9, 2008 by legoemperor

I found this really funny video on You Tube.  If you go to You Tube and search for Lego you’ll see lots of Lego videos.

The Lego Days of Christmas Answer

Posted in Lego Puns and Jokes with tags , , , , on December 2, 2008 by legoemperor

In my last post I asked you to guess the price and number of pieces required to fulfill my 12 Lego Days of Christmas.  Now I will tell you the answer.  It is, as I said, a big number for both.  In fact, the number of pieces is 468,524.  And you can get it all for the unbelievably low price of $34,481.16 plus tax.

The Lego Days of Christmas

Posted in Lego Puns and Jokes with tags , , , , on December 2, 2008 by legoemperor

I like the song, “The 12 days of Christmas,” so mom inspired me to do “The Lego Days of Christmas.” 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me

Twelve Millennium Falcons,

Eleven Crosstown Crazes,

Ten Excavators,

Nine Volcano Bases,

Eight Brick Street Customs,

Seven Temple Escapes,

Six Jungle Cutters,

Five Taj Mahals,

Four Hovercrafts,

Three Mobile Cranes,

Two Lego Racers

and a Lego Christmas Tree.

I would be happy for any of you get it for me, but considering that I already have a lot of Legos and the total price and number of pieces are… well, I’ll let you guess.  Since it is a big number, I’ll give you a hint.  It is between 1 and 1,000,000!  Oh!  Big hint.  A real hint: you have to sing the song the traditional way with all the verses.  See the next post for our answer.

Have Lego, will travel

Posted in Lego Puns and Jokes with tags , , , on November 26, 2008 by legoemperor

Carried Away

Carried Away

Jr, how are we going to scale that?

Jr, how are we going to scale that?

Ah! Pizza, finally!

Ah! Pizza, finally!

Dialing for Pizza

Dialing for Pizza

1 small pizza, please

1 small pizza, please

That's certainly a small pizza!

That's certainly a SMALL pizza!

Lego a day

Posted in Cool Lego Sites, Lego Puns and Jokes with tags , on November 20, 2008 by legoemperor

Lego a day is a guy who (for practice with his camera) made a commitment to take photograph of his Legos every day for a  year.  Wow!  Quite a commitment, eh?  That is something to commit to, I think.  He does a really good job of doing jokes with Legos, even though he doesn’t have a lot of Legos.  If you are a purist who only wants to use Legos, I don’t advise you to click on the link.

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